How To Identify A Gay Person

It is already established that every effeminate man is gay. He might not have accepted it. But he is a prime suspect. Maybe he's still living in the closet. But he will still come out as gay or transgender. That's why they are hunted like wild animals because they have the spirit of death in them. And it is really a brilliant idea to trample this spirit so as not to infect the rest of the world with a plague.

However, has this stopped the spread of homosexuality among the menfolk? Obviously not. Among that crowd of men with a muscular build, there's always a Judas Iscariot who will eventually come out as gay in the future. For now, he's doing his best to hide from the wrath of society. Unfortunately, it won't be forever.

The question becomes, "How do we identify these men who are wolves hiding under sheep's clothing?"

It requires paying rapt attention to the little details of a person's life, no matter how uncomfortable it seems to be. Although, in this case, there's no reason for being uncomfortable because you are doing the work of the Lord.

As a mass communicator and an unapologetic observer, I have been able to detect these men from afar.

These are some of the things to look out for:

Firstly, beware of men who despise football. This is a red flag, and it makes them a prime suspect.

A man can hate any sport in the world. He can despise early morning exercise. But when he hates watching people running around a field with a piece of rubber filled with air on TV, he becomes a threat to manhood. And lest we forget, a potential addition to the LGBTQ community.

What do you say about men who care about their physical appearance? Men who look at themselves in the mirror for more than two seconds. Or men who spend an hour in the bathroom, scrubbing their underarms and groin. Please, if your son does this, make sure you beat the stars out of his eyes. Separate him from his mother and sisters. Send him to a boarding school. And if it is possible, stop him from applying lotion to his skin.

Moving forward, let's talk about men who have decided to embark on modelling as a career.

Why will a man choose to become a model except to show his package in full display? From my findings, four out of five male models are homosexuals. It is not to say that the other one is a saint. He likes women, but he also loves to crack men.

Don't ask me why. Don't you see how they sway their butts on camera in the name of runway walking? Their daily visits to the gym are to build muscles for display. And their meals are designed to strengthen the organ between their legs, so it will fill big and warm inside their underpants.

Before you say anything, it is normal for men to be readers. But it is a crime for a man to be a fan of that feminist called Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie. Her opinions are too straight and complicated to fit into the modus operandi of society run by men. 

I remember a discussion I had with a friend. The conversation revolved around women's rights and freedom in the cultural settings of a society. At the end of the discussion, the friend said that the excessive consumption of Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie's Western feminist ideas had affected my thought pattern. His statement pushed me to have a rethink. Maybe too much of Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie has really destroyed my thinking faculty.

Immediately, I stopped being a fanboy. In this case, a fangirl. I deleted her TED Talks, including "The Danger of a Single Story," on YouTube. I even unfollowed her on Instagram. If I must find myself, I have to get things right.

Finally, be on the lookout for men who dictate the path other men should follow. Men who tell other men to drink alcohol. Men who encourage unhealthy sexual practices like sleeping with multiple women because it is the divine right of a man. Men who tell other men the "male" songs they should listen to. Or those men who encourage other men to bottle their emotions and die from depression.

Most importantly, beware of those men who spend their lives naming who is gay and who is not gay in a gathering. He is a prime suspect. Because how is he able to identify these loopholes if he hasn't been there?

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